|Leonardo DiCaprio:||*names his child Oscar*|
|Doctor:||"Would you like to hold h-"|
|Leonardo DiCaprio:||"Say it like we rehearsed it."|
|Doctor:||*sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."|
(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well
No excuse to be so callous.
Dress yourself in bleeding madras.
Charm your way across the Khyber Pass.