Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me
The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
Previously on Teen Wolf...
Deputy Parrish come look at this, it's the dead pool and you're on it.
Oh woah...Wait, I'm worth five dollars?!
No, five million dollars, anyway we gotta--
That's crazy, I only make forty thousand dollars a year that's crazy.
Yeah, anyway, we gotta find who--
FORTY THOUSAND A YEAR
ANYWAY...So the plan is--
Woah. Hot diggity.
*Looks confused the rest of the episode*