obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

pastel-cutie:

People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

Previously on Teen Wolf...
Stydia:
Deputy Parrish come look at this, it's the dead pool and you're on it.

Deputy Parrish:
Oh woah...Wait, I'm worth five dollars?!

Stydia:
No, five million dollars, anyway we gotta--

Deputy Parrish:
That's crazy, I only make forty thousand dollars a year that's crazy.

Stydia:
Yeah, anyway, we gotta find who--

Deputy Parrish:
FORTY THOUSAND A YEAR

Stydia:
ANYWAY...So the plan is--

Deputy Parrish:
Woah. Hot diggity.

Deputy Parrish:
*Looks confused the rest of the episode*